Take a word from each column, put them together and curse with the best of Shakespeare. Sure to impress that English major next door.
| COLUMN A | COLUMN B | COLUMN C |
| bawdy | bunch-backed | canker-blossom |
| brazen | clay-brained | clot pole |
| churlish | dog-hearted | crutch |
| distempered | empty-hearted | cut purse |
| fitful | evil-eyed | dogfish |
| gnarling | eye-offending | egg-shell |
| greasy | fat-kidneyed | gull catcher |
| grizzled | heavy-headed | hempseed |
| haughty | horn-mad | hedge-pig |
| hideous | ill-breeding | jack-a-nape |
| jaded | ill-composed | malignancy |
| knavish | ill-nurtured | malkin |
| lewd | iron-witted | maltworm |
| peevish | lean-witted | manikin |
| pernicious | lily-livered | minimus |
| prating | mad-bread | miscreant |
| purpled | motley-minded | moldwarp |
| queasy | muddy-mettled | nut-hook |
| rank | onion-eyed | pantaloon |
| reeky | pale-hearted | rabbit-sucker |
| roynish | paper-faced | rampallion |
| sottish | pinch-spotted | remnant |
| saucy | raw-boned | rudesby |
| unmuzzled | rug-headed | ruffian |
| vacant | rump-fed | scantling |
| waggish | shag-eared | scullion |
| wanton | shrill-gorged | snipe |
| wenching | sour-faced | waterfly |
| whoreson | weak-hinged | whipster |
| yeasty | white-livered | younker |
I must say that I just
I must say that I just enojoyed insulting people with those awesome words.
Thank God for Shakespeare!
thanks for the funny.this
thanks for the funny.
this will help me in my english class, i will be able to out shakespear my teacher, so thanks again. :)
its great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =) =) =) =) =) =)
its great i lost my sheet now i have this. TYVM guys!
I LOVE THIS
i love talkin in this language so the insults made my day!!!!!
I want to marry shakespear!! OMGGG
Shakespearean insults
Hey, thanks for the list! My teacher actually took this chart and we are using it for a project. I'm trying to track down definitions as part of the project and lo and behold I find the website where the words came from originally. I'm going to tell my teacher that the words didn't come from her and I bet she'll be surprised :D Thanks for supplying our insult contest words!!!